Somebody has used the Google Maps API and an image-to-ascii generator to give us the completely useless ASCII Maps. This reminds me of another completely ridciulous project that someone came up with, a web server written in PostScript. People actually spend their time on this stuff! … and humbly, I admit, I spend my time blogging about it.

As the 36 Mafia have said “It’s Hard Out Here For A Pimp.” Well, I think one way to make the pimp life easier is to have a good name.

What is your pimp handle?

A few of my names that keep me legit:

• Reverend Soper Smooth
• Reverend Doctor Ian Silk
• Master Pimp Soper
• Tickle D. Magical I. Slither

These are just a small selection of my names that you’ll hear on the real, badassss streets of Fredericksburg, VA.

You gots a pimp name? Post it.